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Sub post for tomorrow: But first - We have 2 First Ladies teams representing us in the women's division at the North American's Ball Hockey Championship. Our "B" Division Team is sitting solidly in 3rd place (out of 11 teams!) after the round robin. Our Womens "C" division team plays at 3:30 pm and the combined DC DMV's plays at 4:20 pm. You can check out their game streams at: www.youtube.com/@CoolHockeyEvents1, and on their FB feed: www.youtube.com/@CoolHockeyEvents1 11 AM (D3): 1 Goalie1 pm (D2): 2 Females 2 Males2 pm (D2): 1 Female, 5 Males3 pm (D2): 2 Goalies, 1 Female, 3 Males4 pm (D1): 5 Females, 6 Males5 pm (D1): 5 Females, 6 Males ... See MoreSee Less

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Weekly recap (Last Call for Wednesday Spring Season Signups!(form.jotform.com/250706239092153):On Wednesday evening we had two Championship games. Frozen Chozen won the Rec Division, led by Lew as captain and backstopped by championship MVP Mike Zanfardino in a tight 2-1 game.It was followed up by one of the best championship games in recent memory. A 4-3 win by Puck Mafia over Bad Batch. Puck Mafia took the lead, and then held on for the win. Rich Chin got MVP honors based off some outstanding defense and two solid assists.And of course, here is our Sunday weekly recap by none other than Patty "Power Play" McGoalcall.Due to unforeseen circumstances, I was unable to witness any of the games played on March 16, 2025. Rather than point out how well each team played, I dedicate this post to the greatness that is Puckstradamus. Like a skilled chef seasoning a dish perfectly by considering ingredients, cooking methods, and personal taste preferences, Puckstradamus analyzed team performances, game conditions, and betting trends to set over/under totals that were neither too high nor too low. REC:CRAZY 8’S V. COUNT PUCKULAO/U 7.5 goals. FINAL 4-4 The Crazy 8’s sit at the bottom of the division with only one win. Count Puckula, on the other hand, has the same number of wins but somehow is second in the division. How can this be? Well, Puckula is hard to beat. They have only lost one game and six ties earning them 8 points this season. DCHLADIES V. PUCK DRAGONSOver/Under 5.5. FINAL 4-2. The Ladies scored first but the Puck Dragons proved too strong and handed them their fourth loss. It is great to see that Cathy Richardson scored a goal for the Dragons. She and her relentless hustle paid off with her first goal of the season. D3:SLASHING PUMPKINS V. GWENDOLYN BLUE KNIGHTSO/U 6.5. FINAL 8-1. Puckstradamus may have been a bit off, but he could not have predicted Patrick Coghlan’s four goal performance. I think the Pumpkins need to resort to Slashing or change their name to the Slashed Pumpkins if they don’t start playing better. BIG DEKE ENERGY V. STICK-PHIL-AO/U 3.5. FINAL 4-2. Puckstradamus doesn’t really care about the over/under on this game. He/she is just delighted that the Energy beat the Sticks behind Jerry Crute’s two goals. This was Stick-Phil-A’s first loss? Ha Ha. The best part, Alberto Salvado is listed as the winning goalie. He wasn’t even there, but he will take it! SHARKS V. GERI-HAT-TRICKSO/U 8.5. FINAL 2-2This was a complete mistake for Puckstradamus. It was a huge day for the Hat-Trick’s Brunetti couple. Chris had two assists, including one which Amy hammered into the back of the net. Lex (the Luther) Jones had a big game himself with one goal and an assist. D2:THE ALL-BLACKS V. GWENDOLYN BLUE DRAGONSO/U 5.5. FINAL 2-3According to the box score, the All-Blacks had five subs. Despite this, they kept the game close. Georgie Carter had the winning goal in the third period. STINGRAYS V. FLAMINGOALSO/U 7. FINAL 3-6The Flamingoals, Brian Bowen was hotter than a Zamboni engine after resurfacing the ice all night by netting a hat-trick in the second period. The Stingrays had no sting in them after that onslaught. UNTOUCHABLES V. I.P.AO/U 7.5. FINAL 4-4I.P.A’s Sam Brinker caught fire and scored the first two goals of the affair, leading his team to a 3-0 lead by the end of the second period. The game looked bleak for the Untouchables until Brian Griffin and Matt Kowalski woke up in the third scoring three unanswered goals. Each team scored again late in the third to end this game in a stalemate. D1:FUNKMASTERS V. UDDERLY RIDICULOUSO/U 15.5 (both games) FINALS 2-2, 4-3Chris Thorp scored a goal for the Ridiculous in each game of the doubleheader. The shock has left me speechless. I am disappointed with the Funk. This cannot happen again. Keith Ingram and Patrick Noyes did their best to stop the Ridiculous, but I have no doubt Thorp paid off the refs. OSHIE’S 11 V. BIG STICK DIPLOMACYO/U 9. FINAL 5-4Rachel Israel had an assist and an unassisted goal in a superb game against the Diplomacy, however, it was Sean Miller’s winning goal late in the third that made him the star of the game. ... See MoreSee Less

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NBHL Team Reveal: Woodley Park PandasGeorgie Carter returns to the NBHL Women's DC division as captain, following up last season's Georgetown Gazelles with the Woodley Park Pandas. With a solid performance last season, she hopes to take the lessons learned and bring her team to the NBHL Championships.The offense will be built for speed. The Panda Express will feature Aidan Young, Hannah Wizbicki, Elisabeth Blotevogel, and Kayla Dunn hoping to run circles around opposing defenses. Of the eight 3+ goal scorers last season, Georgie ended up with four of them, including herself, superstar Lindsey Machak, breakout rookie Jenn Semeniuk, and defensive stalwart Kelly Jo Broadhurst. These finishers will be joined by playmakers Alyssa Stubs, Megan Noyes, and Christe Lafoon. We'll be seeing the return of Shauna Scarnato, formerly of the DC Daiquiris, looking to make a huge impact and the debut of Katie Bay and Devon Strachan. We'll be seeing Cara Burgess in goal once again for Georgie, looking for more highlight reel saves. The objective of the Pandas defense is black and white: gain possession and start the attack. Kelly Jo will be joined on defense by Sharon Ossi and Jessica Narod, hoping to take away scoring chances and create their own. Teal Hinga and Abbey Dufoe both found the back of the net last season, so opposing teams can't get sleepy on the Pandas defense.Will there be Pandamonium in the streets of Woodley Park celebrating a victory, or will the team end up Bamboozled by opposing teams? Can they pawsibly win in a division filled with such talent? Does Georgie Carter spend her weekends competing for championships or at the zoo looking for another team name? ... See MoreSee Less

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NBHL Team Reveal: DC RoseguardMaddie Vale-Ghering is making her debut as NBHL captain for the DC Roseguard. A free agent acquisition last season for the DC Women's Champion DC Darts, she's ready to bring her own squad in an attempt to reach the summit once again. The Roseguard will be anchored on offense by Amy Breidenstein and Caitlin Chan, who both were in full bloom last year. Amy took the division by storm in her first season playing in DC, putting up nine points, which led the division in points per game for the Dulles Dingoes. Caitlin, just moving back to DC, was added to the Darts for the NBHL Championships where she netted a hat trick in their opening game. Despite playing on the Darts, she didn't have to kiss any frogs to get her princess; she just drafted Princess Clemente to score goals and make big plays. She also selected former Byng Blossom Tessa Mager, who had the Flower Power to send her team to the NBHL Championship in Season 2. The offense will also be filled with newcomers looking to make a splash this season, with Carolyn Herzog, Cathy Richardson, Nicole Chaung, Kerry Hirzel, and Monica Mumma all making their NBHL debuts.With a fair number of rookies up front, Maddie loaded up with experience on the defensive side of the ball. The roses will be guarded by goaltender Nicole Vaquerano, making her return to glorious return to net after several all-star seasons on defense. She'll have the help of a star studded group of defenders, anchored by Honey Kilburg and Jessica Kebea. Janaye Dzikewich will continue to impress as she'll be back on defense this season after a flex role for the Gazelles last season.Will the Roseguard be able to protect their house, or will they be trampled under foot? Will they be in full bloom, or end up wilting like Valentine's Day flowers in March? Can Maddie be a thorn in the side of her opponents, or will the other captains pierce the Vale? ... See MoreSee Less

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Sub Post for tomorrow (no volleyball, so no parking issues!)10 am (REC): 1 Goalie, 3 Females 2 Males12 pm (D3): 1 Goalie1 pm (D3): 1 Goalie2 pm (D3): 1 Female3 pm (D2): 1 Female, 1 Male6 pm (D1): 1 Male8 pm (D1): 1 Male ... See MoreSee Less

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After last weeks ignoble ending to The Clapper. Puckstradamus, after communing with the celestial is here with this week’s preview and over-under predictions. Feel free to comment below and let us know which way you would bet. But first, check out the highlight video of The Bad Batch taking down The Whale in an epic shootout this last Wednesday. REC:Crazy 8’s v. Count PuckulaPuckula looks to have their first two game win streak of the season. Two weeks ago, the 8’s beat Puckula by three goals. Unfortunately, the 8’s captain, Sal Corasaniti, went down with an injury to the head and his status is uncertain. I expect a high scoring game with both teams capable of lighting it up. Puckula’s young stars, Arik Katz, Rowan Jones, and Jacob Altschuler have a knack for the breakaway. Andra Whitt and Priya MN, prove to be nuisances to opposing teams. Especially Andra Whitt’s catlike reflexes and relentless hustle. The 8’s Nick Smith, Ryan Gartland, and Andrew Bickel are more than capable of scoring, but I expect Melina Oliverio to be the star for the 8’s with two assists. I predict a game tighter than a knife fight in a phone booth. O/U 7.5DCHladies v. Puck DragonsEvery game against the Puck Dragons is tough. Especially if Lex “the Lamppost” Jones knocks out more players with his impressive musculature. The Ladies will be without their goalie Swiss Cheese; therefore, the Dragons should have more difficulty scoring. Look for Slappy McSlapperson Derek O’Halloran burying one slapshot and netting another cheap goal (but not an empty net one, those he misses). The Ladies are coming off a one goal performance, but I believe they are due to an offensive explosion possibly handing the Dragons their first loss. O/U 5.5D3:Slashing Pumpkins v. Gwendolyn Blue KnightsThe Pumpkins got slashed pretty good last week. Rumor has it, Jimmy Pruitt and Stephanie Daniels fine-tuned their skills with the Co-Ed MoCo Recreational Pick-up group on Monday and Wednesday. Look for them to spark the Pumpkin’s offense. The Knights are reeling from their 3-2 loss to Stick-Phil-A. Patrick Coghlan has not scored a goal in the last two games, but Joe Abbott is on a tear. It will be hard for the Pumpkins to score on Cara Burgess, but you can’t count them out. O/U 6.5Big Deke Energy v. Stick-Phil-ALast week, Shai Kornblau boasted, “the team played their usual undefeated style of hockey.” However, prior to his release, THE CLAPPER maintained that Shai is the Patrick Mahomes of the DCHL. All the bounces and calls go his way. His skills have nothing to do with the team’s success. The Clapper’s opinion does not reflect those of Puckstradamus who has nothing but kind words to say about him. Big Deke, and their extremely fast style of play, look to end the Knights lucky run. It is important to note, Big Deke has been hampered by Swiss Cheese’s inability to stop 7 mph slapshots. Luckily, they will have a backup goalie this week. Look for a big game by Ajeet Goraya and Kim Burgess for Energy and Madison Lau for the Sticks. O/U 3.5. Sharks v. Geri-Hat-TricksThe Sharks have been training with Chellsie Memmel, the United States Gymnastics coach, but they to stray from their usual majestic buttery smooth type of play and toughen up against the high scoring Hat-Tricks. Last week the Hat-Tricks scored like a dam bursting, pouring in goals from every angle. The bearded duo, Chris Brunetti and Chris Winkler, plan on bursting that dam again but Puckstradamus foresees Terry Setree setting them right. High scoring affair. O/U 8.5D2:The All-Blacks v. Gwendolyn Blue DragonsWhat is going on with the All-Blacks? They are way more talented than their record. Many of their starters are due to return this week and Puckstradamus hopes to see Aiden Young and Mike Johnson lead the offense to a victory. However, the Dragons have not lost since January 12. Tricia Tyler and Nick Wirdzek should have good games against their opponents, but Puckstradamus is not sure it will be enough. O/U 5.5Stingrays v. FlamingoalsThis will be the first game between these two teams. I’m looking for a strong performance by the Stingrays Goalie to put a stop to the Flamingoals undefeated Season. The Stingrays will have to stop the Flamingoals top two point scorers, the dynamic duo of Rachel Israel and Ezra Berger to have chance to win. Puckstradamus has faith in Megan Noyes who will have a huge game. O/U 7Untouchables v. I.P.AI.P.A. looks to touch the Untouchables where they will feel it the most. Can they keep balls from finding the back of the net. Both teams are evenly matched with I.P.A. having the advantage in goals allowed. Each team averages over 3 goals a game and Puckstradamus foresees the scoreboard being lit more than my grandmother at last year’s bingo night at Chipendale’s. Brian Griffin is a hat-trick machine, I expect him to have a big game with up-and-coming star Azarya Unger. Puckstradamus believes Sam Brinker, Kayla Dunn and Sumit Dulani will answer back with their own offensive explosion. O/U 7.5 D1:Funkmasters v. Udderly RidiculousThese teams face off twice on Sunday. The Funk has been powerful this year. Just being around them brings a tear to my eye. They lead the division in GA and GF. Keith Ingram has been extra funky, if Betsy Ross were alive, she would knit a flag representing the 13 points he has accumulated this season. Although the Ridiculous are second in the division in GF, they have scored eight less than the Funk. To add to their challenge, the Ridiculous have given up the most goals. Ouch. Puckstradamus foresees strong performances from Hunter Gatherer Haddad and Meg Fontaine to make this a close game. The rest of the team should probably surround Keith Ingram like a DUI checkpoint. O/U 15.5 (both games combined)Oshie’s 11 v. Big Stick DiplomacyGeorgie Carter and Sumit Dulani will each have a huge game against the Diplomacy but it will be hard to contain Joe Shea, Brian Bowen, and Rachel Israel. This will come down to which goalie has the better game. The 11 need this win to improve their chances in the playoffs every team participates in. O/U 9. ... See MoreSee Less

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NWBHL Team Reveal: Alexandria AstrocatsHayley D'Hondt has made history this season before games have started, becoming the first goaltender captain in the DC Women's division. She's planning on making more history by winning it all and going to the NBHL Championships. To do this, she has drafted an out of this world team and is ready to blast off.Her drafting approach was certainly all about value. She started out by drafting last year's Most Valuable Player Emily Webber, who led the division with six goals and was the offensive dynamo that put the DC Darts on the map. She'll be joined by the reigning Most Valuable Defender, Aubree Moore, a powerhouse on D who is ready to rocket. They are going to get some high power from Lindsey Hightower, and Melissa Karp is poised for a breakout season. Clutch goal scorer Lisa D'Aromando will be looking to make some key plays, and defenders Sharon Prange and Meg Fontaine will be looking to lock down the front of the net.Mission control will be staffed with center extraordinaire Hilary Murphy, and having two of last year's captains, Emily Yox and Megan Mauer on the team will certainly go a long way. We'll also be seeing the DC debut of Gwen Vance, captain of the New Jersey division winner Lucky Duckies.Will the Astrocats be among the stars, or will there be a failure to launch? Is the sky the limit, or will they be lost in space? Is Hayley's Comet going to light up the sky or come crashing down to Earth? ... See MoreSee Less

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